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Dirty Fingernails E-mail

Why is it that when I get drunk my fingernails are always filthy the next day?  If you ever want to know how much I drank the night before, just inspect my fingernails in the morning.  The dirtier the nails, the more I've been drinking. My fingernails were filthy this morning.
 

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  1. #1 jenny
    2008-11-0319:22:41 I completely use this as a gauge of drunkenness.

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