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Dear Neighbor E-mail

Dear Ms Neighbor-

It would be greatly appreciated if you would turn off the alarm that is going off in your kitchen before you leave for a 5 day holiday (maybe more?).  Having an alarm go off for five straight days drives your neighbors nuts and makes them go crazy.  Even when we are not at home, we can still hear the beeping in our heads.  You managed to remember to turn off your bedroom alarm clock (the one that does turn off automatically after a few hours) but not the one that has no automatic shut off.  I also want to take this moment to remind you that this is NOT the first time this has happened.  In fact, this is the 3rd time since I moved in in January.  This is unacceptable neighbor behavior!  I hope that you enjoy waking up early because when I go away next weekend I will be setting my alarm clock to go off at 5:30 every morning and not to the pleasant sounds of NPR, nay it will be the annoying and horrific buzzer.

Sincerely,
11B

 

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