A friend sent me this last week when I mistakenly deleted a product and was hoping that nobody would notice that content stopped for a good 5 minutes.  I took it like a mature adult and blamed someone else (the delete button is right next to the edit button and doens't ask you to confirm that you want to delete the product!) 

Dear Mr President.  Please don't slap Misty on her ass...even if it is with the back of your hand.  Always inappropriate sir.

Here's the real caption: President Bust gestures toward the back of Misty May Treanor as he visits the practice of the U.S. beach volleyball team the 2008 Summer Olympic games in Beijing, China Saturday, Aug. 9, 2008. At right is Treanor's teammate Kerri Walsh. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

Though fuzzy peaches and nectarines are commercially regarded as different fruits, with nectarines often erroneously believed to be a crossbreed between peaches and plums, or a "peach with a plum skin", they belong to the same species as peaches.  Several genetic studies have concluded in fact that nectarines are created due to a recessive gene, whereas a fuzzy peach skin is dominant.  It is not uncommon to have peaches growing on nectarine trees and vice versa!

Also, I hate peaches, they itch my throat. One should not eat more than 4 peaches in one day.

And now one for the road:
Michael Scott: You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?

• I was called "A Pan Asian Dumpling"
• I was told that beyond a doubt I was Korean
• I was asked by someone from *Boston* if Carla and I "came together" (I stand corrected, the guy wasn't from Jersey, he was from Boston.  I just remembered it was a town that I hated)
• I had a conversation about my book club book, Devil in the White Cit
• I got a bill for $25 for 2 margaritas, 2 sangrias and 3 dos equis (and I didn't know the bartender!)
  
• Solidified my relationship with Dan the bartender
• Said no to free shots (at 3:30am)